Private Alek has been arraigned and indicted on the charges of gross negligence, incompetence, drunkenness, dereliction of duty and conduct unbecoming of both a member of the IPF and a man of honor. These charges arise from his repeated acts of direct insubordination; to wit, his egregious attendance record at mandatory weekly headquarters staff briefings and his concomitant lack of any intelligible explanation which may be construed in mitigation of his crimes.
The IPF cannot and must not tolerate such unspeakable stupidity at the highest levels of this illustrious organization. Private Alek has been afforded innumerable opportunities to reform and rectify his deficient behavior and has consistently and continuously squandered them thereby demonstrating a pattern of incompetence and drunken denegenerate idiocy.
He is hereby commanded to present himself in the IPF HQ Chat room on element whereby he shall be afforded an opportunity to present his defense against these charges and offer whatever explanation he may see fit to provide. Private Alek has 48 hours from the time of this judicial ruling to respond and to schedule a preliminary hearing into these matters with the Supreme Court of Incel Appeals.
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Per curiam on behalf the Court,
The Honorable Darth Aurelius, J.D.
Chief Justice and High Magistrate
Supreme Court of Incel Appeals