Promotion announcement

[Darth_aurelius]

Attention to orders men! On the joint recommendation of the Commanding Officer of the IPF and the Chief of Staff and with the unanimous consent of the entire Headquarters Staff, ILM Comrade SonOfElliotRodger is hereby officially inducted into the elite and venerable fraternity of the Incel Protection Force and promoted to the rank of IPF Soldier.

Membership in the IPF is the highest honor that an incel man can currently attain for himself as the selection process is exceedingly rigorous and involves extensive vetting of ones post history, a demonstrable commitment to serving the revolutionary principles of this movement, strong evidence of fanatical loyalty and a final personal interview with the Commanding Officer of the IPF. The lowest ranking members of the IPF have thus achieved far more and attained much greater glory and thus have higher status then the highest ranking admins on .is or any other such forum.

On behalf of the staff I invite you to please congratulate our honored comrade on his outstanding personal achievement.

For the HQ Staff,

Darth Aurelius, J.D.
Captain, Commanding Officer

@General Alek
@Tovarishcel
@Sumzero
@KingDavid
@SonOfElliotRodger

[General Alek]

Well deserved

[SonOfElliotRodger]

Well deserved

Thank you!

[Darth_aurelius]

Well deserved

Despite my seething contempt for your deplorable, reprobate drunken escapades last night, I can readily say that without the zealous and consistent activity of you and I and our combined posting efforts, these forums would be rather dull indeed. I know not why it is the case that on many days 90% of the posting activity seems to consist in our combined efforts. Hopefully we will inspire the lower ranking lads to emulate our illustrious example.

[General Alek]

Well deserved

Despite my seething contempt for your deplorable, reprobate drunken escapades last night, I can readily say that without the zealous and consistent activity of you and I and our combined posting efforts, these forums would be rather dull indeed. I know not why it is the case that on many days 90% of the posting activity seems to consist in our combined efforts. Hopefully we will inspire the lower ranking lads to emulate our illustrious example.

I attended the whole meeting right?

What did I do wrong?

[Darth_aurelius]

Well deserved

Despite my seething contempt for your deplorable, reprobate drunken escapades last night, I can readily say that without the zealous and consistent activity of you and I and our combined posting efforts, these forums would be rather dull indeed. I know not why it is the case that on many days 90% of the posting activity seems to consist in our combined efforts. Hopefully we will inspire the lower ranking lads to emulate our illustrious example.

I attended the whole meeting right?

What did I do wrong?

You can be arraigned on the basis of your own impertinent confession that you "don't remember anything" from the meeting last night. There is a charge under the rubric of military justice referred to as drunkenness or drunk on duty and it is punishable by suspended demotion or even permanent degrading of rank. Your raging alcoholism has gotten to a point where it is impairing your ability to properly function and undermining your gravitas as a senior NCO. This is conduct unbecoming.

[Darth_aurelius]

@General Alek

https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?req ... ion=prelim

[General Alek]

Despite my seething contempt for your deplorable, reprobate drunken escapades last night, I can readily say that without the zealous and consistent activity of you and I and our combined posting efforts, these forums would be rather dull indeed. I know not why it is the case that on many days 90% of the posting activity seems to consist in our combined efforts. Hopefully we will inspire the lower ranking lads to emulate our illustrious example.

I attended the whole meeting right?

What did I do wrong?

You can be arraigned on the basis of your own impertinent confession that you "don't remember anything" from the meeting last night. There is a charge under the rubric of military justice referred to as drunkenness or drunk on duty and it is punishable by suspended demotion or even permanent degrading of rank. Your raging alcoholism has gotten to a point where it is impairing your ability to properly function and undermining your gravitas as a senior NCO. This is conduct unbecoming.

I believe I functioned just fine in that meeting though

Even if I don't remember it clearly

[Darth_aurelius]

I attended the whole meeting right?

What did I do wrong?

You can be arraigned on the basis of your own impertinent confession that you "don't remember anything" from the meeting last night. There is a charge under the rubric of military justice referred to as drunkenness or drunk on duty and it is punishable by suspended demotion or even permanent degrading of rank. Your raging alcoholism has gotten to a point where it is impairing your ability to properly function and undermining your gravitas as a senior NCO. This is conduct unbecoming.

I believe I functioned just fine in that meeting though

Even if I don't remember it clearly

You definitely did not and you can ask either MSG Tovarishcel or SGT Sumzero for corroborating and confirmatory testimony as I am confident that they would both assent to my characterizing you as comporting yourself like a drunken buffoon including yelling impertinent and animalistic sounding remarks, being unresponsive to questions asked of you and forgetting everything that I spent a great deal of time and effort presenting to the group. Such conduct is niggerish.

[General Alek]

You can be arraigned on the basis of your own impertinent confession that you "don't remember anything" from the meeting last night. There is a charge under the rubric of military justice referred to as drunkenness or drunk on duty and it is punishable by suspended demotion or even permanent degrading of rank. Your raging alcoholism has gotten to a point where it is impairing your ability to properly function and undermining your gravitas as a senior NCO. This is conduct unbecoming.

I believe I functioned just fine in that meeting though

Even if I don't remember it clearly

You definitely did not and you can ask either MSG Tovarishcel or SGT Sumzero for corroborating and confirmatory testimony as I am confident that they would both assent to my characterizing you as comporting yourself like a drunken buffoon including yelling impertinent and animalistic sounding remarks, being unresponsive to questions asked of you and forgetting everything that I spent a great deal of time and effort presenting to the group. Such conduct is niggerish.

What remarks did I make?

[Darth_aurelius]

I believe I functioned just fine in that meeting though

Even if I don't remember it clearly

You definitely did not and you can ask either MSG Tovarishcel or SGT Sumzero for corroborating and confirmatory testimony as I am confident that they would both assent to my characterizing you as comporting yourself like a drunken buffoon including yelling impertinent and animalistic sounding remarks, being unresponsive to questions asked of you and forgetting everything that I spent a great deal of time and effort presenting to the group. Such conduct is niggerish.

What remarks did I make?

Bestial and primal sounding brute yells as well as other incoherent speech that was rendered in a language unintelligible to my own acutely trained ears but sounded much like the yellings of a Wookie from Star Wars. You also kept telling me that you forgot everything I had just told you.