Almost shot two normie sex havers yesterday

[Darth_aurelius]

I realize this is going to be construed as fed/LEO bait but it isn't since they can't investigate or arrest anyone for what are known as inchoate offenses as such conduct lacks the requisite actus rea to constitute an actionable criminal violation.

I was travelling through northern Michigan yesterday evening during blizzard conditions and there was what I estimated to be about a foot of completely unplowed and untrodden snow on the highway. I was the only one brave and courageous enough to be driving in such abominable conditions but thanks to my trusted Toyota Hilux Mujahedeen command vehicle and my expert, James Bond level driving skills, I was able to negotiate the hazards of massive snow, ice and treacherous roadways.

As I continued along, I saw ahead of me in my lane an extremely slow moving faggoty looking, purple colored small SUV ahead of me. It was moving so slowly that I actually thought it was stopped in the middle of the road. For those who are not experienced drivers with MI-6 and CIA level driving skills like myself, I can tell you that in heavy winter conditions with that much snow on the road, you can't afford to lose momentum as you will then lose traction and your vehicle will get stuck in a snow drift.

As I approached this slow moving SUV, I began to initiate a cautiously and carefully executed passing maneuver in an area of the roadway where such passing was perfectly acceptable, lawful and safe. I looked over at the SUV as I passed alongside it merely out of curiosity since I had assumed it was a foid driver, but was rather surprised to see a young, normie tier man wearing Patagonia or some other homosexual clothing driving and what appeared to be a hot stacy tier foid in the passengers seat. No doubt they were on their way to some cozy little cabin for a fuckfest whilst I was destined to spend the night alone with my Steam games and my beloved cat, as has always been my fate.

The guy had the audacity and insolence to give me the finger as I passed him; for those who don't know, this is the universal sign of "fuck you", likely in an effort to impress the hot cunt in the passengers seat with his fake manly assertiveness. I immediately performed an evasive driving maneuver and positioned my vehicle directly in front of theirs while simultaneously slowing down to nearly match their speed. I lowered my window and screamed as loudly as my considerable powers of voice projection enabled me to, "fuck you you fucking jew cock sucking faggot!". My yell was more of a animalistic roar and it was loud and terrifying. It had the effect of causing this weakling faggot to actually stop his car in the road, thereby likely resulting in the vehicle being immobilized, which hopefully it was so that both he and his whore girlfriend could die an excruciatingly painful death of being frozen.

As all of this was transpiring, my inner rage took over and I actually grasped my trusted Glock sidearm but was unable to remove it from the holster due to my cat laying across my lap (he was travelling with me at the time). I should add that I was wearing my full black SS-like IPF officers uniform when this happened and as such, felt that I not only had to avenge this terrible insult to my dignity as a strong and powerful Mujahedeen warrior, but also to vindicate the insolence that was directed at the sacred emblems of the IPF.

[Sustacel250]

awesome, bonus point for scremin "jew" that sounds cool

[Darth_aurelius]

awesome, bonus point for scremin "jew" that sounds cool

Thank you comrade. I know I put the fear of almighty Allah in the depraved hearts and debauched minds of these sex having filthy degenerates. And while they certainly both deserved to be executed with a 9 mm shot to their heads (after I brutally raped the hot stacy using my overwhelming mountain lion-tier physical strength), I cannot afford to risk arrest as I have an incel revolution to lead.

[Massimo]

Based cat.