Sewers Megathread

[General Alek]

Just give me a brief synopsis and try to convince me that it is even worthy of the time of a high ranking IPF officer and SS-Obersturmfuhrer.

Read this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wicker_Man

No I want you to give me a brief synopsis of the plot as I am testing your ability to effectively communicate content in a streamlined and concise manner. As an aside, why is it almost only ever just you and I here active on the forums? This is fucking disgraceful considering the 449 members we ostensibly have.

Very basically, a spergish 40 year old virgin police officer goes alone to a remote island to look for a missing girl

And the island's community of normie sexhavers conspire against him and trick him and end up burning him alive for being a virgin

And yeah, the 2 of us pretty much carry this forum

[Darth_aurelius]

Read this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wicker_Man

No I want you to give me a brief synopsis of the plot as I am testing your ability to effectively communicate content in a streamlined and concise manner. As an aside, why is it almost only ever just you and I here active on the forums? This is fucking disgraceful considering the 449 members we ostensibly have.

Very basically, a spergish 40 year old virgin police officer goes alone to a remote island to look for a missing girl

And the island's community of normie sexhavers conspire against him and trick him and end up burning him alive for being a virgin

And yeah, the 2 of us pretty much carry this forum

Wow that sounds like a brutal immolation pill for that incel cop. They ought to make a sequel wherein a group of IPF Mujahedeen commandos storm that island wearing full SS uniforms and armed with AK-47's and Toyota Hiluxes and unleash Einsatzgruppen level genocide on all of its degenerate inhabitants.

[Vincent]

She is voiced by a repugnant jewess by the name of Amy Birnbaum though

Maybe you learned captain's skill to immediately know if someone is jewish or not.