I wish to firstly inform you that we are well aware of your amateurish and completely noob-like efforts to infiltrate and subvert our elite and venerable fraternity of men. Your incompetence and general stupidity is astounding, so too is your haughty arrogance in daring to believe that men such as us would be so unscrupulous as to negligently allow the sanctity of this virtual place to be violated by those who serve the interests of their jew overlords.
Secondly, we wish to inform you that due to our superior intelligence, Spartan-like military discipline and unimpeachable Islamic fitra, you will continue to try and continue to fail in your unholy crusade against the servants of Allah. For our mission is one which has been ordained by fate, inspired by justice and shall be guided by the righteous teachings of Islam.
Finally, we hope that you continue to languish in your lives of utterly contemptable mediocrity by drinking your Starbucks lattes perhaps, cuddling with your fat, disgusting landwhale-tier wives and girlfriends and otherwise living like completely degenerate infidels.
May Allah continue to guide us to our destiny and bestow upon us the favor of His blessings. Inshallah.
