Feds tried and failed to covertly follow me today
Posted: 18 May 2025, 18:05
I ordered takeout dinner for myself and my parents this evening and as I was driving out of my neighborhood, I noticed a faggoty looking grey colored Kia Soul about several car lengths behind my own vehicle. I initially presumed that it was just some NPC tier normie with poor taste in personal transportation, as I was on a public roadway but, after I took about four turns, each at sperate lights and road junctures and the Soul continued to remain behind my own mighty Toyota Hilux style IPF officer's vehicle, my suspicions were aroused.
The destination I was driving to was more then five miles from my home and there are literally dozens of other restaurants along that route as well as numerous other businesses, which were open today and which the driver of the car behind me could have been travelling to. Since I am a highly trained IPF operative and possess advanced tactical evasive driving skills far superior to any law enforcement cunts, I modulated my speed while on one of the larger roadways and observed that the driver of the Soul likewise adjusted his speed to match my own.
As I pulled up to the restaurant after an 8 minute drive, I exited my vehicle and could see that while the Soul was still following me, the driver had slowed down and backed off considerably, presumably so as to make himself less conspicuous. Nevertheless, I stood my ground and stared him down as he searched for a parking place and eventually selected one immediately adjacent to where I had parked.
Since I had an overpowering hunger and did not want my food to become cold on account of some servile cunt cop, I went inside and picked up my order. I lurked around the lobby of the waiting area long enough to observe the driver of the other vehicle to come inside and was somewhat surprised to see that he was an older white male with a rather jewish looking nose and a homosexual expression scrawled upon his face.
What confirmed my hypothesis that this was actually a covert agent engaged in surveillance of an assigned target (myself) and not just an extraordinary coincidence was that the aforementioned homosexual looking old guy with a jew nose didn't pick up an order as is customary at this particular establishment but rather placed one at the counter which nobody ever does. I then surreptitiously checked the plates on his vehicle and they were Fleet vehicle plates which, here in the US, are typically issued to government agencies.
As I know that feds routinely monitor these forums and I strongly suspect they coordinate their observations and activities with their field operatives assigned to surveil high echelon IPF targets, I am going to say for the record that your operations this evening were so noobishly conducted that even the lowest ranking and least experienced IPF soldier would have deduced that you were tailing them.
I suggest greater subtlety next time and that you increase the distance to no less than 6 car lengths and much longer when traffic conditions are as light and variable as they were tonight. Also, by the look of your field operatives, I would suggest you recruit some brute niggers instead of the weak, effete faggoty looking kike whom you had following me this evening as at least they would have physical strength and endurance if exigent circumstances did arise.
The destination I was driving to was more then five miles from my home and there are literally dozens of other restaurants along that route as well as numerous other businesses, which were open today and which the driver of the car behind me could have been travelling to. Since I am a highly trained IPF operative and possess advanced tactical evasive driving skills far superior to any law enforcement cunts, I modulated my speed while on one of the larger roadways and observed that the driver of the Soul likewise adjusted his speed to match my own.
As I pulled up to the restaurant after an 8 minute drive, I exited my vehicle and could see that while the Soul was still following me, the driver had slowed down and backed off considerably, presumably so as to make himself less conspicuous. Nevertheless, I stood my ground and stared him down as he searched for a parking place and eventually selected one immediately adjacent to where I had parked.
Since I had an overpowering hunger and did not want my food to become cold on account of some servile cunt cop, I went inside and picked up my order. I lurked around the lobby of the waiting area long enough to observe the driver of the other vehicle to come inside and was somewhat surprised to see that he was an older white male with a rather jewish looking nose and a homosexual expression scrawled upon his face.
What confirmed my hypothesis that this was actually a covert agent engaged in surveillance of an assigned target (myself) and not just an extraordinary coincidence was that the aforementioned homosexual looking old guy with a jew nose didn't pick up an order as is customary at this particular establishment but rather placed one at the counter which nobody ever does. I then surreptitiously checked the plates on his vehicle and they were Fleet vehicle plates which, here in the US, are typically issued to government agencies.
As I know that feds routinely monitor these forums and I strongly suspect they coordinate their observations and activities with their field operatives assigned to surveil high echelon IPF targets, I am going to say for the record that your operations this evening were so noobishly conducted that even the lowest ranking and least experienced IPF soldier would have deduced that you were tailing them.
I suggest greater subtlety next time and that you increase the distance to no less than 6 car lengths and much longer when traffic conditions are as light and variable as they were tonight. Also, by the look of your field operatives, I would suggest you recruit some brute niggers instead of the weak, effete faggoty looking kike whom you had following me this evening as at least they would have physical strength and endurance if exigent circumstances did arise.
