International Brotherhood of Men

My Brothers in Islamic reverence, I hereby offer a solemn prayer to Almighty Allah for the sake of our missing comrade, SSG Alek, who has now been gone from these forums and from the hallowed virtual grounds of our element servers for over four days.

My Lord and most merciful God Allah, your divine power knows no limits and your generosity knows no bounds. You in your infinite wisdom may even grant pardon to an impertinent and drunken jew such as the likes of Alek is reputed to be, for he hath given good and devoted service to the IPF and hath also pledged himself to thy keeping as a Mujahedeen whose Oath of Loyalty has been forsworn on both the Holy Quran as well as his own life.

We petition you for your intercession that you may guide our wayward comrade back to his Mujahedeen brothers so that his fruitful recruitment efforts may bring greater glory to thy holy name and greater power to thy cause of holy Sharia.

We ask this in thy blessed name oh Lord Allah.

Inshallah.

Thine humble and obedient servant,

Darth Aurelius
Captain, IPF Commanding Officer

I was wondering where he was, hope everything is good with him.

May Allah save and guide him back to us

May he come back

MY COMPUTER PERMANENTLY BROKE DOWN

The feds didn't get me

I thought it was the charger, so I ordered another charger

It came 2 days later, only for me to find that it wasn't the charger, it was the computer

So it took me til now to get another laptop

General Alek wrote: 27 Sep 2025, 11:34 MY COMPUTER PEMANENTLY BROKE DOWN

The feds didn't get me

I thought it was the charger, so I ordered another charger

It came 2 days later, only for me to find that it wasn't the charger, it was the computer

So it took me til now to get another laptop

Welcome back my comrade and brother in Mujahedeen incel arms! I can't tell you how personally gratified and relieved I am to know that you are alive and well and not being tortured to death by the jews in some israeli prison. Your comrades here were very concerned about your wellbeing and out of desperation I had to even beseech almighty Allah for intercession, hence my prayer above. Thanks by to our Lord for your safe return, inshallah.

Welcome back comrade

Well come back

rever wrote: 28 Sep 2025, 08:29Well come back

no

General Alek wrote: 27 Sep 2025, 11:34 MY COMPUTER PERMANENTLY BROKE DOWN

The feds didn't get me

I thought it was the charger, so I ordered another charger

It came 2 days later, only for me to find that it wasn't the charger, it was the computer

So it took me til now to get another laptop

Welcome back Staff Sergeant General Alek. Sorry to hear about your computer.