International Brotherhood of Men

First foid to run for president

first foid to become a badgecuck

first foid to enlist in the military

first foid to go to college

first foid to be a trucker barbie

first to be a fucking chef

These headlines really suggest foids want a cookie whenever they make any sort of fucking "accomplishment." How many cookies do they want or have been handed out to them already?

Want to add a glass of milk to that foids? while you wait for that mythical being fucking Santa to give you your fucking Christmas presents

lets not forget your bib and high chair foids.