Incidents from the sacred text - My Twisted World
Posted: 16 Feb 2026, 17:50
The Lord Elliot Rodger in his sacred text wrote of his encounters with the enemies in particular times in which he strucketh back at them with full might and vengeance
For he writes of a time when he went to a supermarket purchased a super soaker and filled it with orange juice and sprayed upon the enemies - a group of attractive college kids playing soccer in a park.
For another he splasheth his Starbucks coffee on two foids sitting at a bus stop for maketh the mistake of not smiling back at him.
In another incident he went inside the enemies lair and tried to shove foids off a ten foot tall ledge at house party engulfed in Las Vegas sub culture. In return the Lord Elliot was exposed to the most brutal form of persecution and then abandoned for which he retaliated on St. Elliot's day.
For he writes of a time when he went to a supermarket purchased a super soaker and filled it with orange juice and sprayed upon the enemies - a group of attractive college kids playing soccer in a park.
For another he splasheth his Starbucks coffee on two foids sitting at a bus stop for maketh the mistake of not smiling back at him.
In another incident he went inside the enemies lair and tried to shove foids off a ten foot tall ledge at house party engulfed in Las Vegas sub culture. In return the Lord Elliot was exposed to the most brutal form of persecution and then abandoned for which he retaliated on St. Elliot's day.