International Brotherhood of Men

The medical vending machine at my college ran out of condoms in both sizes, yet somehow they haven't sold out of lube. This means some foids out there are getting fucked and they are getting fucked HARD. This would be funny if WE were the ones fucking them.

I remember getting my first condom from a machine in a public bathroom when I was 16

14 years later, and ive never used it

I found an unopened condom still in the package I also have condoms that the guy who used to live where I live before he died he left them I still have them obviously none of them are used because I never have sex.