What could go wrong? Incel dystopia
Posted: 23 Apr 2026, 08:13
Imagine the incels won. We won. No idea how, maybe china pays us to destabilize our own country and someone gives us advanced weaponry. Then we have a brief moment of power. We have no coherent political vision, no legitimacy, no right to rule no nothing.
So we have to impose a system based on what was decided by a small subset of radical minority inside incel scene, a small subgroup of people called the "lookismcels" they invented the idea of "looks-matching". Not even all incels agree, most considered it the dumbest idea ever conceived. But lets say these lookismcels get power.
So instantly we get revolts. Women will revolt. Chads will revolt. chads are the strongest men in society, we instantly make an enemy of them. Simps will revolt. We incels call people "simp" on a whim so we get massive revolts.
We will keep creating endless conflicts, unable even to define what is a "simp" we end up being even more vague than when jews call people "antisemite". Theres gona be instantly incel factions at the throat of one another. Lookismcels are known for infighting.
We cause brain-drain. All the intelligent men (most of which are also incel) will instantly escape our hellhole of a society. We will refuse to acknowledge woman intellect, so women will fly elsewhere unless we made in time to lock the country and put in place laws against leaving our country, we need to turn the whole society in a prison camp.
Courts will collapse, none is equipped to assess the "looks matching" system. We will kill all ethical surgeons and keep alive only the scammer thieves who do surgery when we ask them to do surgery, so we will lack all intelligent methods to assess "looks matching" will all be based on a whim of an incel dictator. Education will collapse, they depend on professions we will hunt down. We will reward subservience to our ideology more than competence, quality of pretty much anything will drop into the toilet.
Corruption will be rampant. Every single incel will want to scam the system, nobody wants a "looks match" so we corrupt the competent authorities so we all get a stacy "looks matched".
So we have to impose a system based on what was decided by a small subset of radical minority inside incel scene, a small subgroup of people called the "lookismcels" they invented the idea of "looks-matching". Not even all incels agree, most considered it the dumbest idea ever conceived. But lets say these lookismcels get power.
So instantly we get revolts. Women will revolt. Chads will revolt. chads are the strongest men in society, we instantly make an enemy of them. Simps will revolt. We incels call people "simp" on a whim so we get massive revolts.
We will keep creating endless conflicts, unable even to define what is a "simp" we end up being even more vague than when jews call people "antisemite". Theres gona be instantly incel factions at the throat of one another. Lookismcels are known for infighting.
We cause brain-drain. All the intelligent men (most of which are also incel) will instantly escape our hellhole of a society. We will refuse to acknowledge woman intellect, so women will fly elsewhere unless we made in time to lock the country and put in place laws against leaving our country, we need to turn the whole society in a prison camp.
Courts will collapse, none is equipped to assess the "looks matching" system. We will kill all ethical surgeons and keep alive only the scammer thieves who do surgery when we ask them to do surgery, so we will lack all intelligent methods to assess "looks matching" will all be based on a whim of an incel dictator. Education will collapse, they depend on professions we will hunt down. We will reward subservience to our ideology more than competence, quality of pretty much anything will drop into the toilet.
Corruption will be rampant. Every single incel will want to scam the system, nobody wants a "looks match" so we corrupt the competent authorities so we all get a stacy "looks matched".