International Brotherhood of Men

I went outside in my yard to see if Sly the cat was there he wasn't but instead there was the orange and white cat who is not very friendly but I tried to be friendly to him but he did not want me to touch him I still gave him food there were also birds sitting on the ledges of other people's yards I found that to be irritating there was also a guy jogging and two Hispanic people and horrible accents talking about something about a package perhaps a stolen package or a guy failing to deliver a package I'm not sure. And now here is the version of what should have happened I would have stepped out and it would have looked badass I would have an assault rifle I would have shot the cat and the cat would be dead I would have shot the two birds and they would both be dead as well I would have then aimed my gun at the jogging guy and then I would have moved aim and then shot the two Hispanic people and then finally the door would have slammed.

my version would have looked something like this.