I was just getting home from work on the train when… I saw Elliot Rodger (PBUH) himself sitting alone on the train. I came up to him and sat down right across from him. He told me all about his life and I told him all about my life. We talked about politics, history, and our favorite cars (the BMW of course) I told him about our forum and that we honor him every day. He seemed to be very satisfied with the forum and wished us good luck in the mortal life. We shook hands in agreement and I started to make my way back home. All hail Saint Elliot (PBUH)