Angry Birds is our movie

[Q_Mooseknuckle]

A long time ago I saw the Angry Birds movie and thought it was just a fun movie and then went on with my life thinking nothing of it. But looking back on it now after seeing an X post reminding me of the movie's existence I realized something. Whether by accident or on purpose this is a pro-incel movie.

In the movie we see that red bird is a social outcast mainly due to his appearance and he grows up to become angry and rightfully so because who wouldn't grow up to be angry if everyone around you mistreated you due to something out of your control, right? Even into adulthood when he has a job and a waterfront home to his name he is still rejected by women in favor of Chads and he is treated horribly at his job by boomer/gen X customers who have a strong sense of entitlement.

He is forced into state-mandated therapy led by a middle aged white hippie foid and placed into a class where he meets his normie friends who are initially too brainwashed and lost in the goysauce to have any kind of rage towards the system that's keeping them down. Then the jews come in, in the form of pigs. They bring with them various different technologies and hidden among the genuinely practical technology is bread and circuses to keep the goyim even more distracted and brainwashed than they already are. The jews use their technology to steal the eggs which are the birds (goyim) children. They steal the children of the goyim with the intention of eating them despite it being pointlessly cruel and unnecessary by any objective metric. The goyim are all perplexed by this and the only person who's able to step up is red bird and his friends who are still too dumb to genuinely care about what's happening. Red bird leads the charge against the pigs kingdom (israel) and forcibly takes the eggs back while fighting through the pigs air force. At the end red bird is finally accepted by his people and they rebuild his house after the jews destroy it and move his house into the suburbs, he becomes the protector of the island, but even then he's still an incel since we never see him ascend with anyone and he's ultimately just a tool for a nation that abused him until they needed him.

TLDR: The Angry Birds movie is literally a movie about an incel successfully mobilizing his people into a militia, storming Israel, and saving their children from the jews. But even after he does his service to his country and does the job that needs to be done, he's still an incel though he's given just enough to keep him productive to society.

[VH911]

muh israel

[Massimo]

Angry Turds.