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Achtung any .is users lurking here

Posted: 21 Aug 2024, 17:35
by Darth_aurelius
This is particularly addressed to the .is user Logic55 who recently started a thread on the topic of why he would not accept the position of moderator and wherein he cited fear of being doxed by the IPF as both Master (AKA, Lamarcus Small of Huntsville, AL) and Fat Link (AKA, Stephen Gauthier of Ossineke, MI) had been before. For Logic55, as well as for anyone else who may be so inclined to read this, please know that while the IPF will use any and all of our vastly considerable resources, including Russian FSB intelligence agents, to identify and thoroughly annihilate those who are our enemies, we are also committed to ensuring that justice is always served and as such, will never preemptively seek to initiate hostilities with any member of .is or any other community.

The action that had been taken by certain members of our organization against both Master and Fat Link was only done after these two simp faggot cunts conspired to ban me upon my having discovered that Fat Link was simping for some Australian whore who, according to recent FSB intelligence reports, lives in Tasmania, is 44 years old and goes by the sobriquet "Selkie Girl".

While I won't delve in to the full background and scope of the events which led up to the initiation of hostilities by .is admins, I will reiterate that we did not seek to engage in acrimonious relations with anyone but were compelled by our sense of duty and commitment to justice to respond to the dishonor that had been done to us.

So let it henceforth be known that unless you make a concerted effort to defame, denigrate, insult or otherwise bring ignominy and disrepute upon either any of our brothers in arms or our venerable and elite organization, we will take no interest in you and will have no cause to solicit the intelligence gathering services of our comrades in the FSB.

As a final, personal note to Logic55, I have no grievances with you at all comrade and would actually encourage you to become a moderator as I believe that unlike the simps, cucks and faggot loving troons who currently comprise the moderation staff on .is, you would be a man of honor and decency.

For anyone who wishes to know the full backstory regarding Fat Links depravity and simpdom, please see these threads:

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Re: Achtung any .is users lurking here

Posted: 21 Aug 2024, 18:15
by General Alek
unbelievable that they asked Logic to be a moderator

he joined a month after me

he was my most loyal supporter when I was on .is

he would even post stuff to the forum for me when I was banned

Re: Achtung any .is users lurking here

Posted: 21 Aug 2024, 18:56
by Mud Crab
If i wanted to doxx Fat Link and Master i would google Mental Asylums then Aids and STD Clinics and then zoos as that is where they would hangout .

Re: Achtung any .is users lurking here

Posted: 21 Aug 2024, 19:20
by VH911
Mud Crab wrote: 21 Aug 2024, 18:56 If i wanted to doxx Fat Link and Master i would google Mental Asylums then Aids and STD Clinics and then zoos as that is where they would hangout .
I would just use google maps because their mother is probably that fat that we could see her on first sight.

Re: Achtung any .is users lurking here

Posted: 21 Aug 2024, 19:56
by Darth_aurelius
General Alek wrote: 21 Aug 2024, 18:15 unbelievable that they asked Logic to be a moderator

he joined a month after me

he was my most loyal supporter when I was on .is

he would even post stuff to the forum for me when I was banned
He always seemed like a reasonable guy to me and likewise was able to appreciate the injustice that had been inflicted upon both the IPF members who had been serially banned as well as me personally. Given the low quality of the other mods and their own penchant for simping, I had hoped that he would actually accept the offer and thereby reduce the ambient magnitude of faggatronics over there though it now looks as though things will continue as they were and probably always will be.

Re: Achtung any .is users lurking here

Posted: 21 Aug 2024, 20:50
by Tovarishcel
damn that whore is 44 years old? she is Crusty Mud Crab haah

Re: Achtung any .is users lurking here

Posted: 21 Aug 2024, 21:05
by Raider919
I'll accept your promotion to moderator if you want. I will need help finding places to rekrut from. Reddit is piss and pisscord is full of stupid kids. These people who are trying to make the internet kid friendly are the actual dumbest

Re: Achtung any .is users lurking here

Posted: 21 Aug 2024, 22:24
by General Alek
Raider919 wrote: 21 Aug 2024, 21:05 I'll accept your promotion to moderator if you want. I will need help finding places to rekrut from. Reddit is piss and pisscord is full of stupid kids. These people who are trying to make the internet kid friendly are the actual dumbest
as your supervisor, I will figure out where to send you

Re: Achtung any .is users lurking here

Posted: 22 Aug 2024, 14:48
by Mud Crab
Tovarishcel wrote: 21 Aug 2024, 20:50 damn that whore is 44 years old? she is Crusty Mud Crab haah
The Mud Crab is a delicacy and i will treat it humanely and freeze it for 20 min before boiling.
I will then add some Chilli and Shallots simply delicious .
I will devour it with a Pale Beer .
Selkie i will tenderise her naked body while alive with a baseball bat .
I then will barbecue her alive with a blow torch as who doesn't love Pork Crackle.
I then will generously donate the cooked swine to a
Nigger Homeless Shelter and tell them its ham .