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I picked up a baby goat a few times
Posted: 02 Jun 2026, 18:31
by SonOfElliotRodger
When I was living overseas as a child I developed the courage to pick up a baby goat a few times.
As soon as I picked it up it began screaming and yelling profanities at me in goat "let me go you punkass!" It was most likely saying.
After doing this a few times it recognized me and began to walk away when it saw me.
It said to itself in goat "that's the punkass that enjoys picking me up! I am making a run for it!"
I picked up a baby goat a few times
Posted: 02 Jun 2026, 18:35
by General Alek
SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 02 Jun 2026, 18:31
When I was living overseas as a child I developed the courage to pick up a baby goat a few times.
As soon as I picked it up it began screaming and yelling profanities at me in goat "let me go you punkass!" It was most likely saying.
After doing this a few times it recognized me and began to walk away when it saw me.
It said to itself in goat "that's the punkass that enjoys picking me up! I am making a run for it!"
Don't pakis eat goats?
I picked up a baby goat a few times
Posted: 02 Jun 2026, 18:36
by General Alek
This reminds me of the "I was friends with a baby when I was young" thread
I picked up a baby goat a few times
Posted: 02 Jun 2026, 18:39
by SonOfElliotRodger
General Alek wrote: 02 Jun 2026, 18:35
SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 02 Jun 2026, 18:31
When I was living overseas as a child I developed the courage to pick up a baby goat a few times.
As soon as I picked it up it began screaming and yelling profanities at me in goat "let me go you punkass!" It was most likely saying.
After doing this a few times it recognized me and began to walk away when it saw me.
It said to itself in goat "that's the punkass that enjoys picking me up! I am making a run for it!"
Don't pakis eat goats?
Yes, but I don't really like it I have had it a few times and I dont like the taste
I picked up a baby goat a few times
Posted: 02 Jun 2026, 18:39
by SonOfElliotRodger
General Alek wrote: 02 Jun 2026, 18:36
This reminds me of the "I was friends with a baby when I was young" thread
Lol! How is it similar?
I picked up a baby goat a few times
Posted: 03 Jun 2026, 08:09
by Comrade Exile
I have a much different experience my family has nicknamed me the puppy whisperer because I'm universally liked by dogs and they stop crying as soon as I pick them up